The Sharp End of 38 Memes

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    When you didn't buy any snacks at the store because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish. @sarcastic.avo
  • 02
    Monitor 2 THE CURSOR: Monitor 1 Where is the cursor? Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.
  • 03
    Me everytime I go out of the front door I'm going on an adventure! Also me 5 minutes later I often think of Bag End. I miss my books. And my armchair. And my garden. See, that's where I belong. That's home.
  • 04
    (0% hello, welcome to WENDYS S
  • 05
    Rood Jack Kerouac On the Ro Cormac McCarthy The Road on the road on the road on the road
  • 06
    I've been waiting 5 years for this, now that my card is expired I can tell everyone the expiration date was 4/20 and the security code was 069 04/20 069
  • 07
    Lefty loosy C Righty fighty
  • 08
    Them: "You still put chips inside your sandwich?" Me: TMEMESWELL To this day BETVICTOR
  • 09
    Me Old t-shirts last used 4 years ago but refuse to throw away
  • 10
    When you find a username without having to add a number at the end FIRST OF HIS NAME
  • 11
    Me too, cookie. Me too.
  • 12
    mynewurl Boy awakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing He was screaming" ,sh't' and eating a whole wheel of cheese fight-Off-yourdemons Me every morning
  • 13
    Did you know? Driving fast causes hair loss
  • 14
    When you put the trash in your pocket instead of littering on the ground We get dirty... and the world stays clean.
  • 15
    If video games have taught me anything, rotating these will unlock the next room.
  • 16
    "Hey, it's me- Pandora. Welcome to my new unboxing video."
  • 17
    Guess my destination Final Jonathan de Santos @desamting MEME ZAR
  • 18
    Welcome to Bethesda Softworks. This is where you'll be working.
  • 19
    *Computer freezes* Me: *opens task manager* *Computer unfreezes* Do you think its honor that keeps them in line? It's fear, fear and blood.
  • 20
    me swallowing an unpopped bag of popcorn kernels before i die to surprise the cremation worker
  • 21
    "ok and?" well constructed argument
  • 22
    RELIABLE Handful of shredded cheese at 3 am
  • 23
    Sand when it gets above 3,090 degrees: THE @Samon Without Thel 1111 USE Let me be clear nano ***
  • 24
    Old white man calls you son Black woman calls you sugar Southern woman calls you honey British woman calls you love Ground control calls you Major Tom
  • 25
    The way is blocked E 上 INSIZES
  • 26
    people asking me "so tell me about yourself" I like nap
  • 27
    congratulations, you have seen 1,000 memes that were absolute trash. you have unlocked the Golden dumpster meme
  • 28
    When your food comes out first and you're trying to be polite and wait
  • 29
    Emotional Support Himbo @DoorHi..... 1d 1 outfit; 235 pockets 225 17,902 TOMBON 72.5K Emotional Support Himbo @DoorH.... 23h by my estimation this outfit costs $8,430 and can hold up to 1,250 cool rocks you find 2 129 1,026 Emotional Support Himbo @DoorH.... 23h 87% of that cost is the $7,359 jacket 6 27 2 694
  • 30
    When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching and you see yourself reflected in the screen
  • 31
    life me
  • 32
    justin @fatherjstn > why is the mcdonald's flag at half-staff Met onalds @dirtyliar they lost another ice cream machine
  • 33
    The lemons life gave me.
  • 34
    FAILED CUTLERY COMBINATIONS 0:21 00700 1000 1300 clock radio knork spife chopsticks
  • 35
    British people Ants · weird loyalty to their queen ⚫beans ⚫ innate instinct to line up and toast • single-file and travel in a queue ⚫takes things that aren't theirs back to their colony ⚫ love for crumbly pastries •can lift up to 5,000x their own weight
  • 36
    "Don't worry, your identity is safe with us."
  • 37
    it is easier to practice self-restraint from dumb choices as you get older. not because you're wiser, but because you're tired.
  • 38
    trishy @mysekushiboo I can't explain but one is an Anne Rice vampire and one is a Stephanie Meyer vampire Howard Handupme @xicacha 2d This week I learned that Brandon Fraser has beautiful sons. Also. TALL AF MY GOODNESS. Brendan is fully like 6'2"ish right? Show this thread gettyimages MICHAEL TRAN

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